zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously
Good Guy Burglar
no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.
can we all just take a moment to appreciate amy poehler’s formal shorts
Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed
he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people
I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE
the moral of the story is “Once you go black, you never go back”
I’ve been reading a lot of lit this semester and one of the big reasons white males hate black males is this whole idea of protecting the white southern virgin flower
This is important
my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment
i did it. i did it and i hate myself.
BtVS & AtS + life lessons, part 2 [part 1]
if multiple girls named paige hang out together is it called a chapter?
me: there must always be a stark at winterfell